You're a womanizer and a bitch.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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