Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
i think my cat just said my name.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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