k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Green mimosas i think yes
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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