i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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