Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
I party with great urgency now.
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