All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
you inspire me to be a worse person
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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