there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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