We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Alive.
So much puke
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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