this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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