i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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