Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
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