We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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