Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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