fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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