I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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