How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
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