Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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