She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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