Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I just had sex on a roof
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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