i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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