It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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