As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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