1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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