It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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