your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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