Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
we made out on top of his cat.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Rumble strips road head = magical
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
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