Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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