haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
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