Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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