She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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