Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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