He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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