We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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