Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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