absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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