Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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