I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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