i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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