I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
He felt like a one man threesome
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
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