Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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