Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
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