She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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