So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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