If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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