what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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