you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
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