Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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