In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Terrible idea I love it
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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