what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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