Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
The beer is more important than you right now.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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