Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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